April 2013
14 posts
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me: I need you to move here so there's someone to understand my lame history jokes.
sister: I know how you feel. I said that we assisted in the birth of a 12lb lamb because it was just too big to fail. Family's still looking at me funny.
Apr 15th
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diner's club, safe sex
dyingfiction: i think i am allergic to gluten i think i am allergic to real relationships and emotional manipulation i think i am allergic to your perfume or the way you snatch the light up each time you enter a room. 4/30
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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“I know a boy who called his girlfriend’s body a “crime scene.” Dad, my body is...”
–  Jeanann Verlee, “Communion” (via pigmenting) I just want to make out with this woman, that’s all.
Apr 7th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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wolfcola: when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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clavid: on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
Apr 2nd
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quietactions: He loved her for 182 Wednesdays before he realized she is different on Fridays.
Apr 2nd
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Apr 2nd
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March 2013
1 post
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Mar 27th
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February 2013
20 posts
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i'm not Misandrist but
cwnerd12: Seth MacFarlane is proof that men can’t be funny.
Feb 25th
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Feb 20th
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“Why don’t you tell me that ‘if the girl had been worth having she’d have waited...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise  (via fomme)
Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 12th
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“Each time I’m asked to tell about myself, I find myself starting the same way:...”
–  Kelsey Danielle, “I Was Told to Write and About Me and This is What Happened” (via pigmenting) So I’ll just forward this to everyone I know, I guess.
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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“I know you and I are not about poems or other sentimental bullshit but I...”
– Clementine von Radics (via oofpoetry)
Feb 1st
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thernardier: i was going to do something but now i dont remember what it was and it was probably important: an autobiography 
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2013
39 posts
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Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 25th
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“Once upon a time, an angel and a devil fell in love and dared to imagine a new...”
– Days of Blood & Starlight (Daughter of Smoke and Bone #2) - Laini Taylor (via effyeahyoungadultlit)
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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me: this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
me: here read it
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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